Lessons For Aussies

From my fave "news" provider, Fark:

Expert to teach Australians flirting and speed dating, will replace previous method of drinking massive amounts of beer and marrying whoever you wake up with

I know a couple of Aussies that can use this, including a nice farmer guy that I've recently given up on after 7 years of waiting for him to make a move. Hey, I had the time to hang around and wait. So, am I desperate, or just plain pathetic? :)