How to know when to go

You know it's time to leave when the toaster breaks, the breadboard splits in half, the microwave starts creating its own "Southern Lights" display, the electric beater blows up during use, the bread knife loses its blade mid-slice and the front door handle falls off, locking you in the house for three hours until you manage to take the locking mechanism apart and reassemble it (it's the only exit/entrance), while outside the dogs scratch and whine to be let in.

Time for a new life! :)

::update::
The kitchen scissors snapped at lunchtime today... Another one bites the dust!!!

::update 2::
The breadbox lid split in half last night. Wonder what will go next???