The advantages of NOT going to church

Wanted to link to these two things last week - ran out of time. About to run out of more time, so here goes:

Madhousewife goes to church, and wishes she hadn't.

Robbymac doesn't go to church - and finds out that it has its benefits.

Both food for thought - and now I must dash off and "feed a hungry child in Africa" (who is probably so busy with the playstation he hasn't realized I'm coming home a bit late).