Surrealism Server: Compliments for All!

Ian's Messy Desk pointed me in the direction of the Surrealist Compliment Generator. Hit reload for an endless stream of somewhat.. well, SURREAL compliments!

Here's a few examples:
* Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
* Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb.
* Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!
* You are the sound of one lip kissing.
* Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

OH, just go click and refresh! I'm sure some of these actually make sense... but I'm laughing too hard to care.