The weirder side of being Me

Ever wanted to dance outside naked on the lawn - and not particularly care what the neighbours were thinking, or whether your wobbly bits didn't stop dancing when you did?

Ever wondered, while driving pretty fast on a highway, what would happen if you rode into the sloped side of an overhead bridge, or its supporting pillar, at the speed you were travelling, and what it would feel like?

Ever dreamed you could fly - and never wanted to wake up? Ever tried to fly?

Ever pushed your way through a patch of hakea (very spiky, thorny plant) on a dare? Just because you wanted to prove you were tough?

Ever gotten so angry you literally blacked out for a split-second?

Ever dated three people at once - and had one in the lounge, one on the phone and one knocking on the front door?

Ever been too shy in primary school to raise your hand to ask to go to the loo - and ended up being the laughing-stock of the class by the end of the day?

Ever secretly delighted in a fat roll and how it wobbles?

Ever people-watched and imagined you could see them in x-ray vision - all skeletons with vague organ/skin outlines?

Welcome to the weirdness that is Me.