What not to do

Today I should NOT be:
* Blogging
* Chatting - online or off
* Wearing high heels
* Attempting anything that requires brain power
* Attempting to be bright, witty, gorgeous or funny
* Posting this

::update::
Things to do instead:
* Buy chocolate
* Eat chocolate
* Take of damn high heels
* Get a decent supply of chocolate easter eggs - preferably those little creme-filled ones...
* Take a very deep breath