You don't want to do that!

* Put in your contact lenses after cutting chilies

* Scratch your butt (or anything in that area) after applying Deep Heat

* Breathe chili sauce down the wrong pipe with your food

* Sneeze while carrying a mug of something hot (we've covered that one before!)

* Stick your hands into a dog fight to break it up (specifically their mouths)

* Fall asleep outside in the sun. Naked.

* Walk barefoot over Lego in the dark

* Drop the car bonnet on your finger/s

* Get caught in a compromising position by your parents (or kids)

* Stick your tongue on a light that produces 'lightning' effects wherever you touch

* Take a deep dive into the wrong end of the pool

(add your own in comments)