How to depress yourself

Step 1: Go to Victoria's Secret.

Step 2: Start windowshopping.

Step 3: Glance in the mirror next to you by accident.

Step 4: Realize you're not a teen no more, nor are you one of them lithe, big-sexy-hair model types with perfect everything - in fact you can spot at least 9 flaws right now. And that there's no way you'll ever look that good in underwear. And that you may actually be scared to be seen naked.

Step 5: Log off.

Not depressed yet? Repeat with another lingerie site. :-)