Things that don't mix well

Static electricty and shopping carts

Warm soldering irons and hands

Wind and skirts

Constipation and chilies

Sand and contact lenses

Hot engine blocks and timing light cables

Shins and sharp objects

Tyres and nails

Sex and your parent's house

Working hours and beach weather

Land Rovers and Jeeps

Cold weather and bare feet (or empty beds)

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Anyone want to guess which one of the above I had dealings with today? :-)