Open letter to Ants

Dear Ants

As I will be taking a work-break, you have this afternoon, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday to over-run my office. Please feel free to explore the drawers, the plants, the telephone, the computer screen, the floor, the chair and the keyboard to your heart's content.

But know that I will be back on Monday morning, and I come bearing a can of Dy-Ant. No, this is not to change your colour - this is Dy as in DIE.

Prepare to meet your Maker.