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Imagine if life were like a PS2 game (my son's has been "loading..." for about 6 minutes to get to the next level). If you walked to your front door, opened it, and saw "loading world, please be patient". You could be late for school and you'd still have to wait!

Or if you got there, opened the door and it said, "You are Dead. Please go back to the stairs and start again".

Or - even worse - "Windows has caused an error in *unkown* and will now close. Whatever life you thought you had will be deleted. Please return to the womb."

Eish..!