Jumping Jack

The first time it happened, I could see that it was accidental. Early morning, starting my car in the dark, there was no way he noticed me in it as he wandered around his house. (nice butt!)

The second time it happened, I hoped it was accidental. Just didn't bother to close the blinds as he hauled something out the cupboard. (hmm.. a bit skinny and so very not attractive!)

The third time it happened I started to get worried. No hassle with this one, right up by the window, first thing on a Sunday morning, and not even an attempt at curtain-drawing. (not bad for an old bloke!)

My neighbours are flashing me...!