Pick One

On discovering that your ex-boyfriend, the one you liked the most out of all of them, has become an insanely successful chef, the appropriate response is to:

a) Stalk him
b) Give up on your own dreams after comparing your meagre ideas and life to his high-flying TV-visible one
c) Steal all his recipes from his website, open a restaurant and pass them off as your own
d) Email him and ask if he feels like getting back together with you
e) Pay him to start your restaurant for you, get all his ideas, then fire him after he has given your food a good name
f) Daydream about the "good old days"
g) Take all your old photos of him - all the "interesting" ones - and send them to a national newspaper
h) Hire someone to "eliminate" him
i) All of the above

Pick one...